having the last word

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 22-Apr-2006 19:02:21

We live in a small town in the Midwest.

One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight.

Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the Vet. We didn'tknow what to call her, so we named her "Pussycat."

The Vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." And then he reminded the Vet that it was his wife that wanted the dirty cat, not him.

My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. He calls my husband "El-Cheap-O," my husband calls him "El-Take-O." They love to hate each other and constantly "snipe"at each other, with my husband getting in the lastword on this occasion.

The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor! (who is located next door to the vet...as I said, it's a small town). The doctor's office was full of people waiting to see him.

A side door opened and in leaned the vet; he had obviously seen my husband arrive.

He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, "Your wife's pussy is clean and shaved and she now smells like a rose. Oh, and, bythe way, I think she's pregnant. God knows who the father is!"

And he closed the door. Now THAT, my friends, is getting even.

Post 2 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 23-Apr-2006 13:04:22

lollol!

Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 23-Apr-2006 13:50:44

That'll learn 'em.

Post 4 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Monday, 24-Apr-2006 11:45:13

rofl, that's so hilarious!

Post 5 by rat (star trek rules!) on Monday, 24-Apr-2006 14:18:34

ouch! that would sting, lol.

Post 6 by TheIceMaster (http://www.myjuggalospace.com/Iced_Hatchetman) on Wednesday, 26-Apr-2006 0:37:31

roflmao

Post 7 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Tuesday, 13-Jun-2006 20:31:00

lol